The whole world has been put under the spell of Justin Bieber. These two words have the power to make girls lose their minds or make others roll their eyes in disgust and i am proud to represent the eye-rollers.
Now don't get me wrong he can sing but just the hearing his name aggravates me and here are a couple reasons.
1. He's a 16-yr-old boy who's got the voice of a thirteen year old girl. When I first heard his song on the radio, i honestly thought it was a girl, but to my surprise i find his face on the video. wtf?! I count the days till his voice cracks and the spell is broken. I'm definitely going to stay inside from the fear of deranged teenage girls flipping over trucks out of frustration.
2. His haircut. i mean come on people! are you seriously going to pay like 200 dollars for a f#$king combover? i could do it for 10 bucks just give me a bowl and a pair of scissors. It's not like he invented a new hairstyle. It has been worn by emo kids for years. And why the hell is he always doing that neck flick thing every 5 minutes
3. His body. When guys turn 16, they are supposed to transition from "cute" to "hot," but Bieber is almost 17 and he is forever stuck in the adorable phase. What i would like to see is him shirtless to see if his build is of a 12 yr old. I mean just looking at him, i feel like Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC would pop out to talk to me calling me a sexual predator cause he's so young.
I mean just looking at him trying to hit on a girl on his videos are so hilarious. If I was at a party and see him walk in, i would immediately leave cause with him, the cops would definitely bust in there carding people.
As I was YouTube, I just happened to come across this kid Greyson Chance singing "Papparazzi" by Lady Gaga and I love this kid. One, cause he sings way better than Bieber and Two, cause when he talks he sounds more mature than him. Its like 4 octaves lower and he's only 12.
Pretty much what i'm trying to say is Justin Bieber.......come back when your voice cracks and you grow some chest hair. Then we'll talk